minneapxlis replied to your post: if minneapxlis and i were trapped in a…

"HE VENTURED SLIGHTLY FURTHER, STIFFENING HIS TONGUE AND DIPPING IT INSIDE THE YOGURT SO MUCH YOGURT EVERYWHERE SUDDENLY IT FILLS THE ROOM AND THEY BOTH DROWN IN THE CREAMY DAIRY PRODUCT DEAR GOD I CANT DO THIS"

masters of sex

Anonymous; "Do you think you could crush grown man's head like sparrow egg between pecs"

askareinerbraun:

no, but I can carry small children

if minneapxlis and i were trapped in a room and our only way of living was to write a smut scene for the person about to kill us we would be dead on the spot

me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

cousinnick:

*Me pointing to Jean Kirschtein* he’s a trans man

*fandom crying voice* no… that’s impossible… he cannot be a trans man………. Stop….. theres no proof…… he’s cis…….. please stop talking about trans…….. you’re wrong…… stop saying this fake thing….

*Me pointing to Jean Kirschtein* love that trans man

so-we-aim-and-ignites tagged me to do that 6 selfies of 2014 or whatever meme it is this time 

so here’s 6 pictures that make me proud of my face

jokes on you guys though i’m too lazy to tag anyone so eVERYONE IS TAGGED 

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE